Quotes
“If everything seems under control, you’re just not going fast enough.” – Mario Gabriele Andretti
“Do not be afraid to see who you are” – Ronald Reagan
Quotes
Just some random dogs quotes that I have saved to post.
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
-Will Rogers
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
-Ben Williams
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
-Josh Billings
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
-Andy Rooney
We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It’s the best deal man has ever made.
-M. Acklam
Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate.
-Sigmund Freud
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
-Robert Benchley
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
-James Thurber
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
-Mark Twain
You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, ‘Wow, you’re right! I never would’ve thought of that!’
- Dave Barry
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
-Roger Caras
If you think dogs can’t count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them.
-Phil Pastoret
Quotes
Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius – and a lot of courage – to move in the opposite direction.
E.F. Schumacker
Quotes
“All man’s troubles come from not knowing how to sit still in one room” Blaise Pascal
“In God we Trust; all others must bring data” W. Edwards Deming
Quotes
This particular quote comes from me. After I said it last Sunday night Jess stopped, wrote it down, and told me I needed to add it to the website.
“Sometimes you just have to shut your cake hole and know your blessed”
Jake Stapleton November 11th, 2009
and no the context will not be shared
George Graham Vest – The Love of a Dog
I am quite sure that you all know the love that I have for Dogs and yes Cats too. (Although the relationship is completely different) I was cleaning out some old files on my PC today and found this and realized I have never posted the entire thing. So just for posterity’s sake here is the single best description of a dog that you will ever read.
